Well, it finally happened. I had to bail Coco out of jail. Apparently a sales clerk in Target got suspicious when she saw Coco wearing an unseasonably bulky trench coat, pushing around a very tiny cart...with nothing in it.
When she casually approached Coco, a tube of lip gloss fell to the floor from an inside coat pocket. Coco hopped like hell for the exit, but was apprehended by security.
When I posted bail to get her released, officials gave me a copy of the arrest report. Coco had managed to lift a value pack of sports deodorant, two individually wrapped frozen enchiladas, a tie dye bikini and a Ghostbusters DVD.
I was told they were initially willing to let her go based upon the total value of the stolen items, but Coco bit one of the security guards and spit on the other's shoe.