Friday, May 23, 2014

Coco the Giant

On Fridays, Coco wakes up at around 9:30am and gets the party started so to speak. "You can't get day drunk if you don't start early!"

Coco told me that she admires very few people in this world, but she does have one man that she looks up to the most. That man is Andre the Giant.

"How can I live up to Andre's reputation? He drank 7,000 calories worth of booze every day. Just alcohol!!! He's my hero!"

I took away her empty bottle of Bailey's. "Coco, I don't think it would be physically possible for you to drink even 500 calories of booze without passing out. It's not in the cards for you, baby."

She cracked open a new bottle and chugged it. "Never doubt me. I can do anything. I'm invincible!!!"

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