Thursday, May 8, 2014

The Change

My wallet went missing last week.

I got a call from the cops today, and it turns out officials were able to trace activity on my credit cards...back to my house. When I confronted Coco about it, she immediately denied involvement. Of course I didn't believe her, so after a little persuasion involving a new box of wine, she finally came clean about the down payment on Species Reassignment Surgery.

"It's only $10,000, you'll get over it... I need to be one of the beautiful people. Those Pomeranian jagoffs have it made."

                                          Before                                      After

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