Saturday, May 3, 2014

Strike a Pose

On Friday, I walked in on Coco suggestively posing for pictures. A man I'd never seen before was behind the camera, cooing her compliments. 
I freaked out. "Who the hell are you!? Get out of my house immediately!"
He said, "Hey lady, I'm getting paid by the hour, here. I got about 15 minutes left."


Coco turned her head slowly and glared at me. "He told me he could make me famous that lady on the TV."
"Girly, he's just some creep trying to take advantage of you...wait, what lady on the TV?"

"Ellen...Anyway don't worry, I stole his wallet."

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