Sunday, May 4, 2014

Dear Diary

*I found Coco's very tiny diary. It's about 2x1 inches and full of very angry sentiments.*

Dear Diary,

My life sucks. This morning I realized I'm out of Michelob Ultras. On top of that, I only have one "friend" and he is a cat who I hate. He bites my ass, and I kick his. When will this misery end?


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