Monday, June 2, 2014

Bunny of Love

This morning, Coco told me she once had a love affair with a married man. She wasn't proud of it, but she also couldn't stop herself. 

"I was the other woman." Coco said as she took a tequila shot. "But he told me he was going to leave his tramp of a wife."

My mouth fell open. "Coco, what?! Also, tequila for breakfast? Shouldn't you at least wait until noon?"

She poured a little salt on her paw, licked it and took another shot. "I moved across the state into a shitty apartment in his boring-ass town. I quit my job at the factory and started waiting tables at Denny's. He said to give him 3 months, and it would all be done. He promised me the world."

I was still in shock. "I think you've lost your mind, Cokes."

"But he lied. He stayed with her and their stupid kids." She took another shot.

I picked her up and kissed her. "Well I love you little fluffy, and I will never lie to you."

She licked my cheek. "First of all, he had lips like satin pillows and smelled like the rain. Second of all, put me down and don't touch me."