Last week, I was riding my bike and found Coco at the bus stop a block from my house. There were a few empty airplane bottles of Jim Beam in the grass behind her and a crumpled paper bag by her foot. I stopped and asked her where she thought she was going. She said she was waiting for a bus to nowhere. After I got her inside the house I opened the paper bag and found two baby carrots and a mini golf pencil.
She wouldn't speak to me the rest of the day.