I was out of town for the weekend and left Coco with my roommate. When I returned and opened my laptop, I realized that Coco forgot to sign out of her Facebook account. It turns out she's been catfishing at least fifteen different men...a majority of them over the age of 40, living in Miami. Not only that, but she's been posing as a "19-year-old, busty Latina with an affinity for nail art who loves coconut rum."
When I confronted her about her mischievous behavior, she said, "Bitches had it coming."