Over the past two months, she's been "let go" from multiple part-time positions.
1. Greeter at Walmart: Found drunk, riding around on an electric shopping cart - FIRED
2. Jelly Donut Filler: Purposely filled donuts with ketchup - FIRED
3. Living Garden Gnome (Craigslist post): Forgot her hat and pants; also drunk - FIRED
4. Fortune Cookie Writer: All fortunes predicted death and sorrow - FIRED
5. Candy Store Clerk: Found sleeping in a bin of gumballs, drunk - FIRED
Coco was supposed to start her new job today, so I was surprised to find her passed out on the windowsill.
"Coco wake up! You slept through your alarm!"
She opened one eye, "Actually... I didn't. The job started yesterday."
4. Fortune Cookie Writer: All fortunes predicted death and sorrow - FIRED
5. Candy Store Clerk: Found sleeping in a bin of gumballs, drunk - FIRED
Coco was supposed to start her new job today, so I was surprised to find her passed out on the windowsill.
"Coco wake up! You slept through your alarm!"
She opened one eye, "Actually... I didn't. The job started yesterday."
FIRED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HV5O8Un6k
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